The War Zone

(Innocent student gets attacked by savage ducks)

(Innocent student gets attacked by savage ducks)

Exams, parking, readings. The most common stresses of uni, right? Wrong. Try sitting in the serene area beside the duck pond and not getting swarmed by territorial and savage ducks.

As I, the gentleman in this photograph, and possibly 90% of the student body can tell you, this is the most difficult task. Forget getting a HD in your law exam…avoid getting swarmed by these ducks, and you’re the real winner.

Shame and humiliation are felt as this human of strength and virility is exited by what outsiders would see as innocent, playful and friendly ducks.

You think avoiding this unfortunate predicament is simple? Think again.

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